Persistent fatberg Boris Johnson claimed on Monday that a Russian attack on Ukraine was impending. He said, with great gravitas, that a “lightning war” on Kiev was highly likely, relating that it would be a “painful, violent and bloody business”.
There will be no Russian attack on Ukraine.
If anything happens, the Ukrainian forces will attack the LDNR, prompting the Russians to smash them with a volley of Iskanders. Then all of Europe and the West will break out in hysterics.
‘On the Impending Russian Attack on Ukraine’, by Ultan Banan. Please note: flash fiction, nonfiction and all other content is the sole work of Black Tarn. Ask before republishing.