'Klaus Schwab and His Clones' by Ultan Banan. Ruminations on politics.

Klaus Schwab and His Clones

Question: –What do Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Sergei Brin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Ma, Richard Branson and Chelsea Clinton have in common?

–I dunno, Ultan, why don’t you enlighten us…

–I shall. They all went to the same school.

–Haha. Good one.

–No, they really did…

–Wait a minute…

Not even joking. All these heads were graduates of the modestly named ‘Forum for Young Global Leaders’ (Doesn’t that sound nice? Like a daycare for uppity little shits). The school was founded by sinister space-hallion, Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum (WEF), an organisation the more on which I learn the more I come to loathe (Think Davos… a loada rich cunts getting together and making shady deals in secret).

This school doesn’t only restrict itself to the business leaders of our world, but has turned out a ton of actual leaders too. Check out this roll-call: Angela Merkel, Tony Blair, Nicolas Sarkozy, Jacinda Ardern, Justin Trudeau, Viktor Orbán, Jean-Claude Juncker, Gavin Newsom, Emmanuel Macron…

They’re cloning these fuckers! Do you get me! They’re molding these bastards in the likeness of the space-goblin and turning them out to take up positions as heads of state.

Still think we live in a democracy??

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